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girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

(Source: padfootvioletstilinski)

Okay so this class is gonna be short, because Tony Abbott is coming to our university and the protest starts at one, so we’re finishing early so I can go and pick up my Fuck Tony Abbott shirt.

- My 65 year old professor at the start of class (via captainnaustralia)

bamfkittens:


mechinism:

STOP TOUCHING THINGS

I ACCIDENTLY BROKE HAWKEYE

bamfkittens:

mechinism:

STOP TOUCHING THINGS

I ACCIDENTLY BROKE HAWKEYE

joshpeckofficial:

mysticaljew:

someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves

what have you done

(Source: mysticaljew)

theadventuresofspaceexplorer:

pocketpadfoot:

Imagine James Potter getting wasted and making a bet with Sirius that he can totally transform into his Animagus shape no biggie - and it goes fine but then he’s too drunk to change back and Muggles get confronted with this really drunk deer roaming the streets pursued by a man who can’t stop laughing

these are the best

(Source: burgertv)

inkskinned:

"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)

people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.

the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.

What happens when teens are home alone

  • According to social media: wild and crazy party time!
  • Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off!
thee-cobalt-lightning:

bscentralvids:

evapukesrainbows:

OMFG OKAY SO one of my classmates, L, came into lesson late this morning wearing a full circle princess dress, and eye shadow and eyeliner. He said to our teacher, “Sorry I am late” as we all looked up, he sat down. It was followed by laughter and giggles mostly from girls. Some of the boys were just in awe.
"Why are you wearing a dress, L?" I asked him “Because I felt like looking pretty today” He smiled confidently but seemed quite conscious that everyone went a little quiet.
THEN my friend (you can see her hand in the picture, holding a blue marker) walks in and says, “WHAT THE FUCK, thats taking the piss.” I quickly said, ” He looks great, he can wear whatever he wants” She goes, ” No yeah I KNOW but what the fuck he puts on eyeliner and wears dresses better than I do!”
Yep.

Forever reblog

that’s gonna be me in a few years

thee-cobalt-lightning:

bscentralvids:

evapukesrainbows:

OMFG OKAY SO one of my classmates, L, came into lesson late this morning wearing a full circle princess dress, and eye shadow and eyeliner. He said to our teacher, “Sorry I am late” as we all looked up, he sat down. It was followed by laughter and giggles mostly from girls. Some of the boys were just in awe.

"Why are you wearing a dress, L?" I asked him
“Because I felt like looking pretty today” He smiled confidently but seemed quite conscious that everyone went a little quiet.

THEN my friend (you can see her hand in the picture, holding a blue marker) walks in and says, “WHAT THE FUCK, thats taking the piss.”
I quickly said, ” He looks great, he can wear whatever he wants”
She goes, ” No yeah I KNOW but what the fuck he puts on eyeliner and wears dresses better than I do!”

Yep.

Forever reblog

that’s gonna be me in a few years

Can’t sleep mouse will eat me